Because I've got nothing else for you today...

I thought I'd leave you with some quotes and sayings to ponder. You know, deep philosophical stuff.

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." -- Mark Twain

"The evolutionists seem to know everything about the missing link except the fact that it's missing." -- G.K. Chesterton

"When you're feeling blue, just remember to breathe again."

"Better to be over the hill than under it."

"Never tell your (mom/girlfriend/wife) that her diet isn't working."

"We learn the ropes of life by untying its knots."

"A friend is one who knows all about you and loves you just the same."

"Politeness is the art of choosing the thoughts you express"

"When you are wrong, change. When you are right, try to be easy to live with."

"When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty."

"If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?"