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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Have you heard this joke?

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.
He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man,
about one foot high and sets him on the counter.

He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano,
setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny
piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing
a beautiful piece by Mozart!

"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.
This time he pulls out a magic lamp.
He hands it to the bartender and says:

"Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's
a gust of smoke, and a beautiful genie is standing before him.


"I will grant you one Wish.
Just one wish...each person is only allowed one!"

The bartender gets real excited.

Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon
followed by another duck, then another.
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says,
"Y'know, I think your Genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"No shit!!" says the man,

"Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

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6 Comments:

At 30 May, 2007 21:50, Blogger Mystical Me said...

LMAO, Ill have to remember that one!! Love, MM XOXO

 
At 30 May, 2007 22:02, Blogger JLee said...

hhahaa...pretty funny..never heard that one!

 
At 30 May, 2007 23:09, Blogger Lee Ann said...

Thank you for stopping over and trying to put my mind at ease! I will keep everyone posted.
Hope to see you at my place more often!

 
At 31 May, 2007 13:39, Blogger Rebecca said...

Very cute! :)

 
At 31 May, 2007 13:59, Blogger DaBich said...

hahahaha!

:;giggle::

good one.

 
At 19 August, 2007 07:12, Blogger buffalodickdy said...

And yet another generation gets to enjoy a classic joke! It's about the only thing I like about getting older- the young people haven't heard all my old good jokes!

 

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