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Sunday, April 23, 2006

Test for Dementia

Another amusing email from my infamous grandmother. Perhaps you've seen this one before...

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.


Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.






1. What do you put in a toaster?
























Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
























Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?























Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why are you still reading these??? If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?






















Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?






















Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!




PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!

7 Comments:

At 24 April, 2006 00:22, Blogger Kayla said...

Hahaha..that's great, Green!
I've never seen that before..your grandmother is a hoot!
BTW, I answered them all correctly except for the last one...I was like "you never said the name of the driver!"
DUH!

 
At 24 April, 2006 07:59, Blogger DaBich said...

Woo-hoo! I got 'em all right :)
Your grandmother rocks!

 
At 24 April, 2006 15:13, Blogger c nadeau & t johnson said...

#3 is grammatically incorrect-the question presents green house as two separate words.

 
At 24 April, 2006 17:18, Blogger Tim said...

constant: I think I got 4 out of 5 wrong when I first took this test... D'OH!

kayla & dabich: you ladies are smart, or at least read carefully. Yes, they broke the mold- shattered it, actually- when they made my grandmother.

scribe: sounds like you got at least that question wrong. No one ever said life was fair...

 
At 24 April, 2006 23:27, Blogger Mellissa said...

I got them all right ;-)

Whew....

Just wanted to stop in and say hello!

xoxo,
Bug

 
At 25 April, 2006 17:03, Blogger Tim said...

aggie: thanks for stopping by and visiting my blog. New commenters are always welcome. I hope you'll keep coming back. My kids don't really know their great grandma-ma-ma that well - she lives in Florida. They see her maybe 1x/year. My real name has nothing to do with green. You can find out why that is my blogger name if you look hard enough in some of my previous posts...(HOOK!)

mellissa: thanks for stopping by sweet. Hoe you are well... I gotta visit your blog soon.

 
At 25 April, 2006 17:41, Blogger Tim said...

aggie, love I won't tell anyone - but you just did - to anyone who happens to read comments on this post....
I can't brag on my kids enough. they truly are a blessing. Their great grandma is not exactly kid- user- friendly. Moreso now that she's in her upper 80's. Mind is slowly going....

 

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