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Thursday, December 06, 2007

Hello and Thank You for calling...

My sister emailed this to me a few days ago. You may or may not have seen it before. I hadn't and I thought it was funny. I have no idea if next week is National Mental Health Care week or not (probably not, I'm guessing).



"Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the
line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the
Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the
beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term me mory loss, press 9. If you have short-term
memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up - our operators are too busy
to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie
down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up."


This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your
part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you
care.

(Well, my job is done .....Your turn)

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2 Comments:

At 10 December, 2007 07:45, Blogger DaBich said...

This would be good for the LAST place I worked LOL!

 
At 11 December, 2007 15:13, Blogger K~ said...

I need to send this to one of my Professors she'll get a kick out of this. Thanks LOL'n

 

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