Because I've got nothing else for you today...
I thought I'd leave you with some quotes and sayings to ponder. You know, deep philosophical stuff.
"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." -- Mark Twain
"The evolutionists seem to know everything about the missing link except the fact that it's missing." -- G.K. Chesterton
"When you're feeling blue, just remember to breathe again."
"Better to be over the hill than under it."
"Never tell your (mom/girlfriend/wife) that her diet isn't working."
"We learn the ropes of life by untying its knots."
"A friend is one who knows all about you and loves you just the same."
"Politeness is the art of choosing the thoughts you express"
"When you are wrong, change. When you are right, try to be easy to live with."
"When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty."
"If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?"
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posted by Tim @ 16:21
8 Comments:
"If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?"
No, you should blungeon them to death with a meat cleaver and every time they try to scream, you should shush them and yell at them for being out of character!
Hmmm....
I would think smothering or drowning the mime would be the way to go since the victim would tend to display a massive amount of hand gestures in the process of struggling.
Ahem, not that I would know anything about any of that sort of stuff. *coughs & tiptoes away while whistling...*
zep: I'm ignoring scribe's inane ramblings. How you doin' kiddo? Long time no comment, eh? (I've been equally as bad...) Good to hear from you again.
Hi green,
It has been a long time hasn't it.
Nice to see and hear from ya.
I've got something that you may find interesting on my other site on here. Go take a peak. Let me know what you think. :)
i always love when god botherers talk about other people's inane ramblings
zep,
that's absolutely brilliant! Will you marry me so we can BOTH be ignored by green?
WHAT??!! Have you ever tried to stay in character?? LOL I must just be in the right mood to find his inane ramblings rather amusing this evening.
autumn,
green dislikes competition.
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